PAUL: Do you know what today represents?
Nine. Jim. Nine years me and you been together.
Nine we been main shit stains.
I know some dogs that don't even Iive to be nine.
You Iucky if you get seven years out of a Great Dane.
But me and you been putting it in together for nine--
Happy anniversary. Jim.
-I don't ceIebrate anniversaries. -Jim. open it up.
-I wanna see the expression on your face. -Wanna see the expression on my face?
The expression you're gonna see on my face is ''Fuck you.''
I hate anniversaries. PauI.
AnimaI.
How we gonna work this?
Same way we aIways do. I interrogate him. you write it down.
Oh. so you making decisions now?
I hope the whoIe 6-9 know you're making decisions.
I'm gonna pIay the bad guy on this one.
-DoubtfuI. -UndoubtfuI.
HighIy doubtfuI.
And you know why? Because you don't pIay the bad guy.
You just steaI aII the buIIshit Iines you hear on TV and the movies that you Iike.
-And that's not acting. -And it's not steaIing. It's caIIed homage.
-What? -Homage.
It's French for. ''You better Iet me do this.''
-You wanna interrogate this guy? -Yes.
Okay. Go in there. interrogate him and just don't fuck it up.
Find out who his suppIier is and then get out of there. AII right?
Yes. You act Iike this dude can't be interrogated.
You act Iike he's GodziIIa and I'm Tokyo.
Watch and Iearn. Jimbo. I'm gonna show you some motherfucking homage.
Homage.
UnbeIievabIe.
Homage.
-Whoa. what you doing? -Who the fuck are you? A cop?
No. no. no. Put the gun down. man. Look.
Cops think they can hoId me. HeII. no. I'II kiII aII those fucking pigs.
-You in troubIe. B? -What?
-You-- -Don't waste my motherfucking time!
Jesus Christ. now he's doing AI Pacino from Heat.
-HeIp me with these cuffs. dude. -You see this gun?
I kiIIed a cop for it.
[''KNIGHT RIDER'' RINGTONE PLAYING ON PHONE]
And I took his goddamn phone.
You fuck me on this. and I'II bIow your head off.
Because King Kong ain't got nothing on me!
-Who's this? -Now you're doing Training Day?
-Who's this? -You suck as an actor.
You stay out of here!
Get the information, let's get out of here...
-...and go get something to eat. -Stop caIIing here!
-Or somebody's gonna die. bitch! -Like a Reuben.
-If it bIeeds. we can kiII it! -You see? What does that even mean?
Yes. they deserved to die. and I hope they burn in heII!
-Hey. PauI. -What?
You had me at ''happy anniversary.''
[CHUCKLES]
I got the death penaIty in 12 systems.
-Star Wars? -TeII us about the chicken.
-Schindler's List? -Lord knows I Iove Harpo.
-But if he hit me. I'II kiII him dead. -The Color Purple?
The Forbidden zone was once a paradise.
I got no pIace eIse to go!
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
-BeetIejuice. BeetIejuice. BeetIejuice! -Everything on cabIe TV.
-Yippee-ki-yay. motherfucker! -I've never seen that movie.
I'm not gonna shoot you. Frank.
[WHISPERING] Scarface.
RAUL: Who are you. man?
[IN NORMAL TONE] They caII me Mr. Tibbs.
-Bobby. Iook at this. PAUL: What they got you for?
-Drugs. -Drugs?
You the motherfucker trying to take over my corners?
-Oh. jeez! -You taking money out my pocket?
PoIice!
Oh. no. I don't seII it. man! I'm a middIeman.
-Give me some of that. -GodziIIa is coming!
-GodziIIa? -GodziIIa is coming!
What we have here is faiIure to communicate!
You gonna spend the night in the box!
FrankIy. RauI. I don't give a damn. And where--
-And where is the Batman? -Batman? You're crazy. man. PoIice!
-Why'd you caII back? -PoIice!
They don't caII back!
Nobody puts Baby in the corner!
You suck!
No. I swear. man.
I swear they drop the stuff off at my ceII phone store. then I take it to the next guy.
-Then what? -That's it. That's aII I know.
-Who does the drop? -Who does the drop?
Diaz. aII right? Juan Diaz. Juan Diaz.
PAUL: These are not the droids you're Iooking for.
Sit down. Sit down right here.
What the fuck? What the fuck is going--?
You're gonna give us Juan Diaz. or you're going away for a Iong time.
When's your next deIivery? Look at me.
I was supposed to meet him today. 1 :00.
CongratuIations. You don't have to go to jaiI.
-You just been had by White Lightning. RAUL: What?
And BIack Thunder!
A coupIe of dicks.
Time to go deep undercover. Jim.
PAUL: Free minutes. You can caII your grandmother. your aunts. your uncIes.
Free ceII phones here! Free ceII phones here.
You shouId use me to caII your mother.
Check it out! Check it out!
-Free ceII phones. -You're Iooking good in that outfit.
No one's-- I'm just bored here.
There ain't nothing happening. I think I'm gonna caII Debbie.
JIMMY: Right now. whiIe we're working? PAUL: Now. yes. now.
I think something's happening. Something's going on.
Here comes our guy.
Want it? If I ain't got it. I'm gonna get it.
So get it whiIe the getting's good. get it? Check it out.
Free minutes. You can caII your grandmother. your aunts. your uncIes.
Check it out! Check them ou--
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
BIackBerry?
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
Go ahead. It's okay.
-He took the money. Jim. -RauI gives you the sign...
...you get that guy out of there as soon as you can.
No. no. sorry. man. Chico. no!
Fuck!
[SCREAMING]
-PauI! Hey. Hey. hey. you aII right? -Hey. he went out the back. Get the car.
You just shot at the wrong motherfucker. motherfucker.
AII units. aII units. be advised. be advised:
It's 10-34. shots fired. One man down.
Suspect. Hispanic maIe. bIack T-shirt. bIue jeans.
Undercover officer dressed Iike giant ceII phone in foot pursuit.
PauI. PauI. where are you?
Stop in the name of the Iaw.
MAN: You see the spokes I got on this? -PoIice. I need the bike.
-Kiss my ass. ceII phone man. -I said. poIice.
Yo. yo.
Scooby. get his ass. Come on. Get him. Scooby. Get him. get him.
I got him. I got him.
Oh. shit.
HeeI. fake-ass Cujo.
AII right. I got him.
Bad dog. Get off-- Bad dog.
Damn it.
Shoot a fucking gun up here?
-[MOUTHS] Fuck. -Put the gun down. and sIide it over here.
Fuck you doing firing a gun on a pIatform?
Hey!
Fuck!
PAUL: Jimmy! Look out. Jimmy!
-Jimmy! MAN: Hey.
Jim.
I'm doing Lance fucking Armstrong over here and you buIIshitting on the ground.
MAN: Monroe and Hodges.
You know. there's a right way of doing poIice work.
There's a wrong way of doing it.
Then there's a way that you two idiots do it.
Thank you. captain.
ROMANS: What happened. Jimmy?
It just went south.
Right away.
The whoIe thing went south. Jack.
These new Mexican gangs. they got no styIe. they got no cIass.
They shoot first and run second.
You shouId've coordinated with Anti-Gang.
You kidding? The guy says it's happening right now.
-We had to make a right-now move. -Anti-Gang and OCCB...
...have been sitting on that neighborhood. One caII wouId have toId you.
-DetaiIs never matter. -They don't return caIIs.
I've got waves of Mexican gang members moving in...
...bringing shipments of dope to that neighborhood from Canada.
The Mexicans fIy the dope to Canada and bring it through Toronto.
Because of the heightened security aIong the southern border.
ReaIIy? That's how they get it done. huh?
-You Iooked confused about it. -I am.
That neighborhood is dead to me. Good job.
The good news. captain? We're fine.
The good news is you're suspended. Thirty days without pay.
What? Suspended without pay? What the fuck. Jack?
-Dead informant. neighborhood shot up.... -You kidding?
-I got you two burning a sting. -We didn't--
I got nitwit here being fiImed beating up a kid and then steaIing his bike.
Nitwit here aImost got his ass shot off. You beat up a kid?
-I needed the bike. -You can see it on YouTube if you want.
-ReaIIy? What. the YouTube? -Good job.
-How many hits I get? ROMANS: WeII. there's at Ieast two:
The chief of poIice and the deputy chief.
Your suspensions are effective immediateIy. Get out.
Jack. Jack. you remember Ava. right?
-My daughter. Ava? Right? -I know her. Jimmy.
You came to her christening?
Guess what. she's gonna get married in six weeks.
I'm counting on this money to pay for the wedding.
-I don't care. -You don't care?
Do what you gotta do. Badges and guns. give them up.
-Jack. ROMANS: Badges and guns. I said.
-If you're gonna make me beg. I'II beg. ROMANS: Give them up.
You heard what I said. Jimmy.
Jesus Christ. Jack.
Nice. Nice.
-Captain. your heart. it's a icebox. -Get out.
[GLASS SHATTERS]
-ShouId've ripped off that Gumby suit. -Maybe I was getting mauIed by a pit buII.
Since when is it possibIe for a man to outrun a car?
-You are not the Six Million Dollar Man. -I got hit by a Geo Metro.
It's gas on the right. brakes on the Ieft. Miss Daisy.
Who gets hit by a Geo Metro? So don't bIame me for this buIIshit.
-Fuck you. -Fuck you.
You.
-You guys are fantastic. -Gifted. even.
To destroy a whoIe month of our undercover work in mere minutes...
...takes genius-IeveI stupid.
HUNSAKER: Every pIayer we got eyes on disappears...
...when you start your bang-bang shoot-shoot. huh?
MANGOLD: Now. here's an idea. You check an assignment board.
[PHONE RINGING]
You make a caII. You do not scrambIe another cop's eggs.
-Ever. JIMMY: I hate these caIIs at work.
I gotta take this. Excuse me. HeIIo?
-Hey. Jimmy. what's up? -Hey.
-It's me. PauI. -What's going on?
PAUL: You see who's standing in front of us?
JIMMY: MangoId and Hunsaker.
You ever notice that Hunsaker smeIIs Iike 10 Jamaicans sIap-boxing in a eIevator?
You gotta see their wives. man.
Hunsaker. his wife got three teeth and two of those is in her pocket.
-Oh! PAUL: She got one titty missing a nippIe.
They made a movie about these two.
-Kevin Costner and Robert De Niro. -What was it caIIed?
-The Unfuckables. -The Unfuckables. I Iove that movie.
I'm not gonna Iie. I Iike the idea of Kevin Costner and Robert De Niro pIaying us.
-[IMITATING DE NIRO] LittIe bit. -MangoId's wife is very unhappy.
She said he's aII foreskin.
-Hey. -That's actuaIIy cIever.
I'd Iove to taIk about these guys but I gotta run.
-CooI stuff. Later. -I'II see you at the house.
I'm sorry. unreIated business. What were you saying?
You were right to kiII that snitch.
And I'm gIad you're okay.
You remember Sister Theresa who taught fifth grade?
Yeah. she was way too fine to be a nun.
[IN SPANISH]
POH BO Y: She was cooI. though.
Taught me how to throw a sick breaking sIider.
Those putos are Iate with my Mercedes. homes.
Once that Mercedes is deIivered to me...
...and I get that dead motherfucker's suppIy chain and bank accounts...
...we gonna expand our drug trade out of BrookIyn.
Take it across the whoIe East Coast.
And after that...
...we buying a farm team. Juan.
I'm sorry. Poh Boy.
Hector and Tapas stopped to get gas after driving aII night.
And when they came out...
...the Mercedes was stoIen.
You toId me to hire those guys.
You toId me the car wouId be safe in their hands.
[JULIO SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
I wiII deaI with Tapas and Hector myseIf. right away.
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
BIess me. Father...
...for I'm about to sin.
[GUNSHOT]
[BOD Y THUDS]
PAUL: Can I put the cherry on top of the car?
JIMMY: No. PAUL: You just made me sad.
Shit.
I can't go in there and teII them I got suspended.
You don't have to.
It's my favorite gun. Jimmy. Take care of her.
Thanks. PauI.
What are you doing with aII these badges?
I Iose them a Iot.
UncIe PauI!
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Hey. baby. What's up?
You're doing it. huh? You're doing it.
-Pam! Mama Bear. Looking good. -HeIIo. PauI.
AVA: Hi. Daddy. PAUL: God. you Iook good. girI.
-You Iook good. girI. -Why. thank you. sir.
I don't know who you are. Getting married.
AVA: I'm getting married.
Oh. man. I can't beIieve it. I gotta go. I'm sorry. Poof. Disappear.
But I Iove you Iike the fat kid Iove cake.
If it comes to it. I got it. Okay?
PAUL: See you Iater. -I Iove you.
-Okay.
WeII. Iet's go. TeII me everything. I'm excited.
-Hey. Things going weII? -Yeah.
-You excited? -Yes.
-StiII getting married? -Yeah.
-Remember what we taIked about. Okay? -He's gonna rain on the parade...
-...Iike he aIways does. -Amazing band.
-What's the name of the band? -The Virgins.
They're a IittIe edgy for the ceremony.
So we just need the deposit checks to send out to hoId everything.
-Let me see the Iist. AVA: It's pretty cheap. actuaIIy.
Yeah.
AVA: It's not much if you Iook at everything we're getting.
Cheap.
Jimmy. um...
...I know 48.000 seems Iike a Iot. but...
...as dream weddings go. it's actuaIIy pretty modest.
And if you're okay with it...
...I'd reaIIy Iove to do this for Ava.
Do what. exactIy. Roy?
Pay for the wedding. Jimmy.
WeII. that's generous.
-WouId you guys give us a second? -Daddy.
-Jimmy. JIMMY: We just wanna taIk.
-We hardIy ever get to taIk. -It's okay.
-Go get a drink at the bar. -Be nice.
Get your mom a drink. Look at her. stressed out.
-What are you drinking? -Scotch.
Rum? Nice.
-Rum on the rocks for your stepfather. -It's fine.
-And I'm just gonna have some water. -Okay. Daddy.
-You Iook beautifuI. You reaIIy do. -Thank you.
You both Iook great.
You know I'm a cop. right?
That I work for the N.Y.P.D.?
They give me a gun with buIIets.
I gotta go out every day. chase bad guys. try and catch them.
AII kinds of bad guys:
Rapists. drug deaIers. burgIars.
But you know what the worst kind of bad guy is in my book?
It's somebody that wouId try to humiIiate a father...
...in front of his own daughter.
His IittIe girI.
-That it? -Yeah. that's it.
-It was good. -Thanks.
Listen. Jimmy. Ava's Iike a daughter to me.
She's not your daughter. She's my daughter.
WeII. that's why I said ''Iike a daughter.''
And it's my job...
...to make sure she and Pam get anything they want.
I'm the second husband.
[LAUGHS]
And $50.000 for Ava's happiness...
...that's nothing to me.
You know. that's a weekend in Vegas.
Now. if you can't afford to pay for your daughter's wedding...
...I wiII.
Because a deadbeat ex-husband...
...who never had to pay any aIimony...
...you're weIcome. by the way...
...and can't pay for his onIy daughter's wedding?
Ooh. To me? That's a bad guy.
So why don't you go ahead...
...and keep your IittIe promise to the great city of New York.
Take that gun of yours...
...and shoot yourseIf. Serpico.
-Daddy? Can I taIk to you? -Of course. Of course.
Excuse me. Roy.
Prick.
I don't have to have the big wedding if it's too much.
We can just have something smaII with a few friends.
Oh. baby. come here. Are you kidding me?
You are gonna have the wedding that you aIways wanted.
Big. aII your friends. everybody.
Even your mom's gonna be happy.
Stop worrying. aII right?
-ReaIIy? -ReaIIy.
-Are you sure? -Yes.
Because I reaIIy want a big wedding.
You're gonna get a big wedding. What'd I teII you?
Gotta stop Iistening to this knuckIehead.
-Is he Iooking at me right now? -Mm-hm.
Fuck him.
What the fuck?
What the--?
Mother--
Hey. Big AI. how you doing? Jimmy Monroe.
Listen. I gotta seII the Pafko.
See if you can find a buyer for me. aII right?
Good morning. Deborah.
Good morning. PauI.
Is this yours from Iast night?
You got me. PauI.
I was ceIebrating because I finaIIy cIosed the ramen account.
I forgot.
NoodIes every day. every hour of the day. and you just forgot?
Don't change the subject.
Did you drink this bottIe of champagne by yourseIf?
No. I didn't. I had some heIp.
-Who? -Henry.
-Henry? -Henry.
-Our neighbor. next door? -Henry. the next door neighbor.
How he get invoIved in our ceIebration?
Our ceIebration? You weren't even here.
I'm doing that thing again. right?
-PauI. -But. baby. you my tenderoni.
-And I get insecure. -I know that I'm Iucky to have you.
I Iove you and I married you because you're funny. and you're smart.
And I'm oraIIy fixated.
That's going too far.
You have no need to be jeaIous of Henry or anybody eIse. okay?
I'm yours. You have to beIieve that.
You know you got me open Iike a research monkey?
-I don't know what that means. -Can I get some?
I Iove you. booby. Give me some of that.
Hi.
Hi. Henry.
I'm gonna go take a shower. I'II see you tonight.
You gonna be my eyes. IittIe bear.
What's with the box?
Gotta seII the Pafko.
I heard that. I know that's right.
-I'm Iying. What's a Pafko? -It's a basebaII card.
BasebaII card?
-Jim. Iisten. if you need 20 bucks. I got-- -AsshoIe. I don't need 20 bucks.
I'm seIIing it to cover my daughter's wedding.
So how much is that thing worth?
JIMMY: WeII. it's a gem mint 10 Andy Pafko.
In 1952. when the Topps gum company came out with the first basebaII cards...
...Andy Pafko was number one. the first card in that set.
Kids would collect the cards, right?
Then they'd stack them up, wrap rubber bands around them.
My pop...
...never wrapped rubber bands around his cards.
Loved Andy Pafko.
AIways took good care of him.
About four or five years ago. they soId one of these at auction for about $83.000.
Eighty-three thousand grand?
Yeah. My daughter's wedding's gonna cost 48.000.
You're about to come off Iike a fat rat in a cheese factory. Jim.
Yeah. that's if we get 80.
I'd rather chew my own arm off than to have that guy Roy...
-...stand up and take credit for it aII. -I hear you.
I'm gonna stay out here and I'm gonna caII Debbie.
Oh. good.
Big AI.
Mr. Monroe.
-Is that it? Is that the Pafko? -Yeah. That's it.
Just got off the phone with a buyer and he's gotta have it.
And I just have to appraise it. Can I take it out?
-You're taIking about the card. right? -For the next four weeks. fuck this job.
I'm coming home to you. It's gonna be me and you. We gonna get freaky.
CarefuI with the edge. You're not gonna take it out--
[GRUNTS]
-Open up the register. Open it. -But I--
Dave. You want me to grab the cards?
Put your mask back on.
DAVE: He's caIIing me Dave because it's not my reaI name.
Just grab anything that Iooks oId. He pays big for oId shit Iike this.
PauI. PauI.
-PauI. Jesus. -I just wanna get you pregnant.
You know. my daughter come out. she be Iike 11 pounds. 20 ounces.
You know. running around the house with the doo-doo Pamper on.
-This guy's got a gun. -What?
I'm a cop.
[TASER BUzzES]
JIMMY: Ah! -Now I'm a cop.
Now. I need to see you. I just wanna be home with you. You know?
I'II start everything right now. you know?
Hey!
-Hey! -Jimmy. I'm on the phone.
MANGOLD: Mr. Monroe...
...we are the poIice. We're here to heIp.
Now. you've been the victim of a crime. do you understand?
I don't have time for this shit.
Whoa. Whoa. guy.
Based on the emotionaI state. how shouId we proceed? What do you think?
We get him a psych evaIuation. We're gonna take you to BeIIevue...
...just to make sure you're okay.
HUNSAKER: Now. for the record...
...how Iong. actuaIIy. have you been a...
...hobbyist?
MANGOLD: Now. were there any identifying marks on the suspects?
Nope.
PAUL: Okay. seven robberies. aII with simiIar M.O.s.
AII in Queens. five in Far Rockaway.
It just got me to thinking maybe our guy...
...got his tattoo from a IocaI parIor in the neighborhood.
Now. here comes the genius. Check it out. Bust it. it might bIind you.
This is the stuff my mother used to teII her friends about.
''My son is a genius. My son is a genius. He's a genius.''
I caIIed aII the IocaI parIors. using the robberies as a radius...
...and I think I got one guy that says he might have given somebody...
...a wiener dog surfer tattoo on his forearm.
Ah! What the fuck. man?
It's a cartoon dog surfing on his forearm.
Why don't you teII my partner who Dave is...
...before he draws two unicorns fucking on your face.
-Give it up. -Dave owes me money.
Says he's gonna pay after he hits this house tonight.
He's been casing one on the beach. In Rockaway.
That's aII I know. man. That's aII I know.
PAUL: It just keeps ringing and ringing and ringing. Where the heII is she?
JIMMY: Just reIax.
PAUL: Four fifteen in the morning and she doesn't pick up?
Ask any cop. his wife is sIeeping with the phone next to the piIIow...
...just in case something happens. She's probabIy with that Henry.
I am not doing this shit again.
Jesus.
-Who's this Henry guy? -He's our neighbor.
Every morning when Debbie takes the trash out...
...this Henry guy happens to take his trash out.
''Oh. Debbie. Debbie. Debbie. you Iook wonderfuI.
How about you come over.
ReaIIy? He's working aII night?''
''Why don't you come over around 11.
WhiIe he's putting his Iife on the Iine. I couId dickey-do you from behind.''
-Dickey-do? -Fucking monocIe-wearing motherfucker.
-Know what? I'm caIIing Debbie. -Give me that. Give me the phone.
-Give it back. Jim. Give me my phone. -I'm not giving it back.
Sick of this paranoid. ''My wife is fucking around on me'' buIIshit.
-It's driving me fucking crazy. -I promise I won't caII her.
If you're not gonna caII. then you don't need the phone. do you?
-Give me my phone. Jim. -I'm not gonna-- Man. what--?
Get off. I swear to God--
-You better get off of me. -Give me the phone.
-Give me my phone. -Head down. I said.
Get your head-- What. you happy now?
Jesus Christ. You're a fucking chiId.
Oh. man.
Whoa. whoa. whoa.
PAUL: What? What's going on? -Yo. what is that? Look at this.
-UnbeIievabIe. -Let me see.
They're on the roof. What the fuck is that?
PAUL: That's caIIed parkour.
It's a French martiaI art to get you around and over stuff.
What are you. Wikipedia?
-Got sand in the binocuIars. -That's because you put it on my face.
JIMMY: We Iost him now. Wait a minute.
-Oh. man. -What?
JIMMY: Are you kidding me? -What?
He's taking a shit in the house. Look. Upstairs. Where the Iight is.
Oh. shit. He's taking a shit in the house.
What kind of guy takes a shit in the same house that he's robbing?
I don't know. What kind of guy takes a shit in a high-pressure situation Iike this?
I'm not shitting nowhere except for my house.
I wiII pinch it in my ass for hours before I Iet it go.
But when I Iet it go. here. she bIows.
Here. she bIows. The big brown shark is gonna come.
I set records with my shit turds.
I move my boweIs aII over my toiIet.
AII over my bathroom. I'm moving boweIs.
I shit so hard sometimes...
...peopIe next door be Iike. ''Warriors. come out and pIay.''
JIMMY: Oh. God.
PAUL: What? -We got a probIem.
Somebody's coming home. Come on.
LAURA: ''AII your base are beIong to us''? What is that?
These Japanese guys made a video game. They don't know how to speak EngIish.
-That is reaIIy. reaIIy weird. -Hey. Ma'am.
-What? -N.Y.P.D. Can you come here a minute?
What's going on? Why are we crouched down?
I'm Detective Hodges. this is Detective Monroe.
-Somebody broke into your house. -What?
He's in there. What we need you to do is take your son...
...go across the street to your neighbor's. and wait for us to get you. aII right?
I'm not going anywhere. I'm gonna go take care of the son of a-- B. --myseIf.
Whoa. ma'am. I need you to put that gun on the deck right now.
No. F that. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm teIIing you. somebody's steaIing my stuff. I've worked too G. D. hard.
-You gonna smoke somebody. Mom? -F'ing A right I am.
-Ma'am. just pIease. put the gun down. -No F'ing way. I know my rights.
Lady. Put the F'ing gun down on the ground right now...
...take your son across the F'ing street to your neighbor's house...
...and stay there untiI we come and get you.
Jesus C.
You better not screw up any of my furniture. It's custom-made ItaIian.
PAUL: Jimmy!
[GRUNTS]
Shit.
Did you just faII down the stairs?
-No. PAUL: Shoot him. Jimmy.
-He rubbing my titty. -Put it down.
-I don't mean to. It's just nervous energy. -HoId stiII. PauI.
Just teII Debbie that I Iove her.
-Who's Debbie? -She's my oId Iady.
-Take your hand off his breast. -KiII him. Jimmy.
[SCREAMING]
Let him go. or the next one goes right through your head.
-Drop the gun on the fIoor. -No. No.
It's brand-new zebrawood. asshoIe.
Give it to me.
Here. Fucking pussies.
Motherfuckers. What do you think a doormat is for?
Pigs.
MAN: Poh Boy. Poh Boy.
We can get the car back. man.
[MAN SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
Shh.
Juan.
The contents of the Mercedes are very. very important to me.
[GUNSHOT]
Five grand to anyone who brings me that car.
[GUNSHOT]
DAVE: Wow. man. HoIy shit. Can you beIieve that?
That girI aImost bIew my head off. FeeI my puIse. man.
That was crazy. Crazy.
You were there. That happened.
Shut up. I'm on the phone.
AII right. I'II be quiet. Hey.
I'm craving cheese right now. CouId we stop. get some cheese?
Hey. turd burgIar. aII I wanna hear is where my basebaII card is.
Where my partner's gun is.
-Your what? -My basebaII card.
Why you taIking to me about basebaII cards?
HoIy shit. Dude. I just Tasered you. man. Oh-ho!
Man. Hey. did you shit your pants when you got Tasered?
Because I Tasered myseIf. Iike. five times one night. I didn't shit my pants at aII.
I had a IittIe turtIe head. It was Iike:
Like that. man. It wasn't what I thought it was gonna be.
-Machine again. -Who you trying to caII? Your Iady?
-Six o'cIock. She's probabIy asIeep. -Maybe she's banging another guy...
...and she doesn't wanna pick up the phone.
Dude. just sit the fuck back there and shut up.
Hey. you shut up. Hey. Can I get her number?
Oh. psych. I aIready got it.
You keep obsessing about this thing. it's gonna drive you crazy.
I know. I know. But he keep on saying stuff.
Maybe your wife suffers from that CCD disorder I saw on the news.
-What's CCD? -Cock-Craving Disorder.
It's where they crave the cock. Any cock. every cock.
She's probabIy in the middIe of a D.P. right now.
-DoubIe penetration. -[MOUTHS] What?
He said ''doubIe penetration.''
-Shut up. -You wanna shoot me?
-I'II shoot you in the face. -Shoot you in the face.
What? Shut the f-- Shut up.
-Just shut up. -Shut up.
PAUL: Stop repeating me.
Stop repeating--
Shut up. man. You see what he's doing. Jim?
Shut up.
Jim. do you see what he's doing?
-He's trying to Iive here rent-free. -Don't tap your head with a gun.
-Shut up. -Okay.
-Just shut up. -Shut up.
Man. don't be saying what I say.
-Shut your mouth. -Shut your mouth.
-Not a peep. -Not a peep.
-Duck season. -Rabbit season.
-Come on. -You see what I'm saying. Jim?
-Come on. Jim. -Throw out this motherfuck--
Let's aII caIm down here.
You're angry. you're tired. I'm going to jaiI anyway...
...so Iet's just aII chiII out. okay?
Knock. knock.
Jim. don't do it.
Don't do it.
-If you vaIue our partnership. don't do it. -Do it.
-Been putting it in together for nine years. -Do it.
-Don't do it. Jim. -Do it.
-Jim. don't do it. Jim. -Do it. Do it.
Who's there?
-Why'd you do it. Jim? Why? -Thank you.
Why? To humiIiate me?
-Orange. -For what?
No. No. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
No. No.
No. no. no.
HeII. no.
No. No.
I refu-- No. No.
Orange who. damn it?
Orange you pissed your wife's taking it in the ass from another guy?
I'm gonna kiII you. mother--
JIMMY: You're gonna teII us where my basebaII card is.
PAUL: And where my gun is. DAVE: That's so fucking gangster.
PAUL: That's it. That's it.
Get out. you witty-bitty bing-bong freak.
Witty-bitty bing-bong ass out of the car.
DAVE: Ow! PAUL: You try to run...
...I'II shoot you in the ass.
This is poIice brutaIity.
Not yet.
[JIMMY LAUGHS]
-What are you doing? -AII right. Last chance.
-TeII me where my basebaII card is. -Okay. Okay.
Your basebaII card. it's--
It's in PauI's wife's pussy.
-Let's get him. Jim. -At Ieast we tried. right?
-Been nice knowing you. PAUL: You run your mouth too much.
DAVE: You run your mouth too much. -Jim. you see him doing--?
What's the fastest a human being can run?
I don't know. but Iet's go for the record.
Hang on.
DAVE: Whoa. whoa. whoa.
[DAVE YELLING]
Shit. Oh. my dick. my baIIs!
Oh. Mommy.
What a rush.
You guys are fun. man.
You wanna go on the CycIone next?
I'm kidding. I'm putting on a brave face. I don't want to do that again.
I soId your gun and card for a few eight baIIs...
...and some mescaIine and some ecstasy and--
You soId my basebaII card for drugs?
-Yes. -What's your deaIer's name?
-I don't know. I don't know his name. -He's nickeI-and-diming us.
How you think he gonna do on the BQE. Jim?
Not good. Let's take him for a drag.
No. no. no. I don't know him. Okay?
He's Iike el fantasma. He's a ghost. You'II never see him.
Give me his name.
Okay. come on. guys. I don't know his name. okay?
-He uses different kids every time-- -His name!
Nice.
Poh Boy.
He goes by the name Poh Boy.
Hey. feIIas. BeautifuI day. huh?
BeIieve this shit? Fuck you. homes. You trespassing.
You come straight out of a comic book.
Somebody didn't get enough Iove as a chiId.
This'II make you feeI warm and fuzzy.
I ain't some kid you're gonna just come shove off a bike. pig.
-Wow. you saw that? -That's right. ceII phone bitch.
You know how many hits I got?
That many hits. Now. if you don't start respecting 5-0...
...you gonna make me get my hit count up.
[IN SPANISH]
We wanna know where Poh Boy is.
[IN ENGLISH] Don't do it. homes. Don't fucking do it.
-Who? -You know where Poh Boy is?
[IN SPANISH]
-He's French. -Oh.
WeII. Pierre. fee-fee. foo-foo. voIIy froo.
Dijon mustard. motherfucker.
We going in. Come on.
PAUL: Jesus.
Oh. he got your card.
You guys Iike my diamond vauIt. right?
And basebaII is pIayed on a diamond. Get it?
So who was it that named you after the sandwich?
Your mom or your dad?
How can I be of service to you. officers?
I want my basebaII card.
-What card might that be? -Don't pIay cute with us.
And don't you raise your voice in my house.
Because if such a card exists. then...
...you know. it might easiIy get destroyed.
-So you do have it. POH BO Y: I ain't say that.
What if someone did?
Are we stiII pIaying what-ifs?
AII right. what if you had to make some sort of deaI to get it back?
What if we arrest your ass?
What if your house caught on fire?
What if your Andy Pafko card...
...accidentaIIy faIIs into a running garbage disposaI?
I think I just had the scariest ''what if.'' homes.
What kind of deaI you taIking about?
DeaI. Man. Let's caII it a favor.
-Nothing iIIegaI. POH BO Y: No.
No. someone stoIe my vehicIe. officer.
This car has tremendous sentimentaI vaIue to me.
AII I want is for you to do what cops are supposed to do...
...and find my fucking car.
So the car for the card.
POH BO Y: If you couId get me my car back...
...then perhaps Senor Pafko makes his way back to you.
-And safe at home. -Oh. fuck this.
Give us the card. or I'm gonna go berserk in this motherfucker.
Watch this. man. Boys.
You Iike that? Yeah. we practiced that shit for an hour.
So shoot. Go ahead. You might get me.
JIMMY: So...
...what kind of car are we taIking about?
POH BO Y: Those the two from the phone store?
JUAN [IN SPANISH]:
CaIcuIated risk. baby brother. I need that car.
So you foIIow them.
PAUL: You know the bonobo chimpanzee...
...is the onIy non-human primate that has oraI sex?
JIMMY: Where do you find the time to watch the AnimaI PIanet?
I'm with you 25 hours a day.
I have to feed this. I have to feed this. okay?
WeII. you're a compendium of fucking useIess information.
WeII. I don't wanna Iook at reaIity TV because that's the boweIs of HoIIywood.
I fucking hate reaIity TV. You're right. it fucking bIows.
And I Iike to see chimpanzees getting head.
You got a point.
[CAR ALARM BEEPING]
Here we go.
So this guy's the biggest car thief in BrookIyn.
Let's be carefuI.
You just scratched my ride.
-What the heII are you doing. Tommy? -Driving. bitch.
-Get out the car. -Because I'm bIack?
-No. because you're 10. -EIeven.
PAUL: Get out. TOMMY: I was wearing my seat beIt.
Get out of the car. you IittIe repeat offender.
Fuck.
We need to know about the Mercedes that was stoIen a coupIe of nights ago...
...in the back of the mini-mart.
I ain't teIIing you shit. And you can't do shit. Because I'm a minor.
[JIMMY LAUGHS]
Fuck you too. Professor X-Iooking motherfucker.
You are an angry young man.
-Messing with my business. bitch. -Whose car is this?
-Your mama's. -You mother--
-What? -You know. I wiII smack the bIack off you.
-You can't do anything to me. -TeII us about the stoIen Mercedes Benz.
-I'm not teIIing you nothing. -You teII me something or--
[GRUNTS]
Motherfucker.
I toId you be carefuI.
[TOMMY LAUGHS. THEN GRUNTS]
PauI. did you just punch a IittIe chiId?
There's things you don't know about me.
I'II fuck a IittIe kid up if he kick me in the dick.
Come on. Let's go. I'm gonna throw you in the river.
-Sick of this. Let's go. -TeII us about the stoIen car.
-Fuck you. PAUL: I hope your ass couId swim.
JIMMY: Better yet...
...I shouId take you home and teII your mom what you've been up to.
-No. She'II beat my ass. -TeII me about the Mercedes.
It wasn't me. But I know the guys who stoIe it. They soId it to a Iawyer.
-You aII right? -Ouch.
JIMMY: Give me the name. -Kapanowski. Something crazy.
He's Russian. I can get you the address. Just don't take me home.
Get that address.
I'm 11 and I got a better phone than you.
Broke-ass bitch. Yo.
Whoa. Tongues are cut out.
HUNSAKER: Yeah. that's a big thing with the Latin gangs.
They Iike to remove the tongues so you can't repent your sins...
...to Jesus in the afterIife.
So. what are these boys? SaIvadoran? Honduran?
RudeIs. That makes them Mexican nationaIs.
Intricate stitching. higher heeI. skin usuaIIy of an endangered species.
-In this case. goddamn it. sea turtIe. -How the heII do you know that?
I know boots.
MANGOLD: Those are great. HUNSAKER: Thank you.
MANGOLD: I might be thinking about getting a pair.
-No. sir. These boots wouId wear you. -You don't mean that.
Let me ask you a question. cop-to-cop.
What size do you think those are? I'm a 10.
You might wanna....
[SPITS]
Never wear a dead man's boots.
That is a worId of bad Iuck you do not want a part of.
Sorry. And thank you.
So. maybe we shouId find out what got these hombres in so much hot saIsa.
HUNSAKER: GentIemen.
PAUL: Still don't understand how he got the rooster to play the piano.
JIMMY: He just puts a IittIe chicken feed on the keys...
...that he wants the chicken to peck so he can pIay a song.
-It's not that compIicated. PAUL: I'm gonna be the bad guy.
No. you're not. You fucked up your whoIe performance Iast time.
BuIIshit. I was totaIIy beIievabIe.
[IN SPANISH]
PAUL: I've been working on my acting. JIMMY: That's not acting.
PAUL: Homage.
-I'm pIaying the bad guy. -You ain't.
No. You ain't.
Jimmy. you sucker-punching piece of shit.
What are you doing? No. pIease. don't. No. No. No.
Hey. are you a Iawyer? Hey. Are you a Iawyer?
Get over here!
-You. come here. -Don't kiII me. No. no!
Take her. pIease. Take her.
No. She's more vaIuabIe. She won't scream.
-Drop the gun. -Put that gun down. copper.
-I am a hostage negotiator. I'm a poIice. -Put it down.
PIease. citizens. stand away from that criminaI.
-Not a step further. copper. -Easy. big feIIa.
Easy.
-Easy. -Easy. big feIIow.
-We don't wanna-- Easy. -Easy. big--
-Shut up. -Easy. Simmer down. Simmer down--
I kiIIed 11 peopIe today. I don't care. I'II kiII more.
EIeven peopIe? I am an attorney. I can represent you. I have card.
Don't hurt nobody. We don't wanna hurt nobody. Easy. big feIIa.
-Where's the car keys? -Car keys?
Right. I need the car. We're getting out of here.
-Easy. easy. easy. -No car. No car. You have my wife.
Go get the car keys!
I'm your friend. Listen. I'm your friend.
-You are in direct vioIation of code five. -What are you doing?
I'm doing Robocop. You need to stay in character.
-WouId you come on. -You need to stay in character.
JIMMY: Outside. Outside. -Just--
You're a terribIe poIice officer. You know that?
-Where's your car? -In the garage. On the side. In the garage.
-AII right. I'm taking the dame with me. -Hey. man. Hey. man. take me.
Take me. man. Take my gun.
I feeI your pain. bro. Me. I feeI your pain.
-AII right. I'm taking the cop with me. -Okay.
[JIMMY LAUGHS]
That is what I'm taIking about. MeryI motherfucking Streep. baby.
-TotaIIy in character. totaIIy beIievabIe. -You were terribIe.
EIeven peopIe? You kiIIed 11 peopIe today? And why did you smack me?
I was in the moment...
-...and the moment said smack you. -You can't be aII the time trying to sIap--
Jesus Christ!
-Who the fuck are these guys? PAUL: It's the dude from the store!
What the--?
Oh. the heII with this shit!
What the--?
A goddamn cemetery? WeII. that's just fucking great. PauI. ReaIIy.
AII we gotta do now is just hop out of the car...
-...and we can hop in a fucking grave. -Hop.
JIMMY: HoId the car stiII.
-Let them have it. baby. -Shit.
Now's a good time to do something.
Yeah.
PAUL: This is a pretty goddamn popuIar car.
JIMMY: Let's find out why.
[THUDDING]
PAUL: Whoa. whoa. whoa!
[MUFFLED SCREAMING]
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
[IN SPANISH]
PAUL: Are you aII right?
HoId on.
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
Look. PoIice. PauI. PoIice.
-PauI. ''Jimmy.'' -''Jimmy''?
GabrieIa.
GrabieIa?
GabrieIa.
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
Let's just get her to a washroom.
GABRIELA:
JIMMY: It's gonna be okay. PAUL: It's okay. It's okay.
JUNIOR [IN SPANISH]:
[JUNIOR WHIMPERING]
You Iose the Mercedes.
You Iose the girI.
And you get Juan kiIIed. My baby brother.
What?
Five grand's not enough. man? What. I gotta up it?
Fucking 20 Gs.
Those putos go anywhere with that girI...
...man. I wanna know.
I'II take a order of spicy carrots and some guacamoIe.
What? How's me eating gonna hurt?
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
Chimichinga with shredded beef.
No food. ManueI. I need your heIp over here with something. aII right?
Of course. Jimmy.
-Spicy food. -It's not just for me. it's for the tabIe.
Listen. ManueI--
ManueI. this is GabrioIo. GabaroIo. GabaroIo.
And she's in troubIe.
We need you to interpret her story and Iet her know we're here to heIp.
But we need to know what happened to her.
Okay. AII right.
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
She's reaIIy scared.
We need to taIk somewhere private. Now.
-AII right. -Yeah. Iet's go.
HUNSAKER: Yes. WeII. I--
MANGOLD: Got something. Got something. Ray. It's reaIIy big.
I am about to seriousIy bIow you...
-...away. -Right. weII. I appreciate it very much.
AII right. Bye.
-I'm sorry. you were saying something. -Got a baIIistics match.
Uh-huh.
Now. from the gun found on the dead banger at the cemetery.
-Now. that gun. -Look at that.
-This gun-- -That's a gun.
It's in a bag. --is registered to none other...
-...than Detective PauI-- -Hodges.
Damn. How did you know? You been in the bathroom aII day.
Look what I have. a picture of the crazy cIown right here.
Okay. GabrieIa was the mistress of one of Mexico's biggest drug deaIers.
-The one who got kiIIed? MANUEL: She went to the poIice...
...and they tried to kiII her in her home.
They kiIIed her sister.
Her brother. he paid a man to get her across the border.
When she was going across. that coyote soId her out.
Some men put her in a pIane.
Then they put her in the trunk in a car for two days.
And you know the rest.
I'II be right back.
JIMMY: Get me a shirt. wiII you?
So my daughter's getting married.
It's a guy named RonaId.
He's nice to her. he's nice to my daughter.
When my daughter was born. the first thing that she did...
...the moment she was born...
...she winked at me. Can you imagine that?
A IittIe infant doing that?
She was trying to teII me everything was gonna be aII right.
AIways made it easy for me. Even in divorce.
AIways made it easy. Easy-going kid.
ReaIIy....
I just want her to be happy. that's aII.
Her mother thinks I'm a jerk-off. She hates me.
That's why I gotta get this card back.
You know. I just gotta--
One time. I gotta do the right thing...
...and give my daughter this wedding that she wants.
And then I won't Iook Iike such a jerk.
You know what I mean?
Jimmy.
Okay.
JIMMY: How many guns did you get?
This is the hidden nanny cam that I had in my bedroom.
And I can't watch what's on here so I need you to press pIay.
No.
No fucking way.
-Come on. Jimmy. -I am not Iooking at that.
You are insane. PauI.
You have a wife in that house that Ioves you.
And you put a camera in her bedroom. You have actuaIIy gone nuts.
But I'II teII you something right now. I'm not Iooking at it.
No.
-PIease? JIMMY: No.
PIease?
Don't show me the bear.
Hey. honey. Mind your business back there. aII right?
-You don't even know what she said. -Neither do you. Put the bear down.
You know what she said?
She said. ''PIease. Jimbo.
PIease Iook at what's on there. on this tape.
My master's hurting so bad in his heart.
-PIease?'' -You've Iost your mind.
You are insane.
I'm gonna regret this. I know it.
-There's nothing on here. -Yes.
-Yes. Yes. you mother-- -Here.
Take your bear. take your bear. Put it in the bag.
-Can we go now? -Yeah.
PAUL: Yeah. Hey. thanks a Iot. buddy. Okay.
That was my guy at the FBI.
He says he can heIp. but he can't be here for another 24 hours.
So untiI then. we watch the girI and wait.
So I guess I just kiss my card goodbye. huh?
-Jimmy. forget about the card for now. -Think I'm gonna forget Ava's wedding?
You know I want Ava to have the wedding that she wants. But right now...
-...my focus is on keeping GabrieIa aIive. -Think I'm not?
Not when every word coming out of your mouth is. ''My card. my card. my card.''
[PHONE RINGING]
Jimmy. we're not done yet.
-Yeah. -Jimmy. it's Hunsak--
-It's Barry MangoId. I'm here too. brother. -Nice. You know what time it is?
HUNSAKER: Listen, we found a gun on a known murderer.
Way to go, Sherlocks.
It's registered to your partner. We know PauI's dirty.
Meet us at the Ladder in 20 minutes.
Yeah.
AII right.
Going after the card. aren't you?
-I'm not gonna do this with you. PauI. PAUL: Chrissakes. Jim.
Ava wiII be just as happy if you Iet Roy and Pam pay for the wedding.
-Just stay here and watch the girI. -What if Poh Boy put a taiI on you?
I'm not gonna Iet you jeopardize GabrieIa's safety.
You stay here or you stay away.
-Don't know what you're taIking about. -Hey. Jim.
-He came. HUNSAKER: He had to.
Up past your bedtime. huh. MangoId?
-zing. -AII right. Thanks for coming. Jimmy.
We need your heIp on something.
I need to know if you're aware...
...that your partner's piece was used on a hit of a Mexican nationaI.
He's pIaying coy.
PauI's gun was found...
...in the dead hand of one Juan Diaz.
Juan was the shooter from the ceII phone store. you may remember.
-Got himseIf an oIder brother. MANGOLD: Poh Boy.
Which is fun to say.
His name is Poh Boy and he's Iooking to expand his drug business.
MANGOLD: He's Iooking for any heIp he can get.
IncIuding cops.
Just wanna know if you're aware of the situation...
...that your partner has gotten you into.
HeIp us heIp you. Think of us Iike your diary.
You guys are just out here pIaying cops and robbers. aren't you?
Got your guns. your badges...
...your cute IittIe boots.
But reaIIy you don't have any idea what's going on.
If you ever try to pIay me against my partner again. I wiII fuck you up.
You first.
You shouId know better.
[PAUL SNORING]
Hi.
[IN ENGLISH]
I think I shouId teII you something.
This is reaI nice. but nothing is gonna happen between us.
See. I'm married. And I Iove her.
[IN SPANISH]
I have feeIings for you too.
Not that I don't want anything to happen between us.
I think you're beautifuI and sexy.
And you probabIy even got a bit of a nasty streak...
...when it comes to the bang-bang.
[IN ENGLISH] Bang-bang.
Yeah. But nothing is gonna happen.
[IN SPANISH]
I hope you can respect that.
Hey. Hey. wait a minute. What? What?
I didn't mean anything about the whoIe bang-bang thing.
No. I can't get in the shower with you.
You're getting in the shower.
[IN ENGLISH]
[IN SPANISH]
[SHOWER RUNNING]
[IN ENGLISH] Don't even Iook at me Iike that.
You just a bear. Shut the fuck up.
No.
No. No. Debbie. no.
No. Debbie. no.
JIMMY: Diaz.
Diaz. D-I-A--
Yeah. okay. That's for you. AIi.
Okay. thank you.
Thanks. buddy. Be safe. Take care of yourseIf.
Hello? Hello?
Hey. heIIo? Yeah? I'm sorry. did I wake you up?
Hi. I'm caIIing about the Diaz funeraI.
Yes. Juan Diaz. That's right. Juan Diaz.
What time is that? What time is that?
Okay. 2:30. thank you. Thank you.
I'm so sorry I woke you up. Okay. have a good night. Sweet dreams.
AIi. I'II see you. Stay out of troubIe.
It's just me. Where's the girI?
She's in the shower.
Have you been crying?
I saw the nanny cam.
JIMMY: I wish you didn't have to see that.
I couIdn't Iet you Iook at it. that's aII.
I've been where you are.
Roy?
Yeah.
Come here. man.
-Look Iike you need a hug. -Whoa. you reaIIy read that one wrong.
-It's just that I'm vuInerabIe. -How Iong's she been in there?
I don't know. Does this mean that we're not broken up anymore?
What are you. in the fifth grade? You're my partner.
How Iong's she been in here? Hey. Hey. yo. open up. I gotta go.
GabrieIa. just put a toweI on. okay? I'm just gonna-- I gotta take a--
Oh. man. What the fuck? You're a great cop. You are a great cop.
-I'm supposed to be hoIding her hand? -You don't Iet her get out the window.
You didn't hear that? You faII asIeep on the bed. did you?
No. No.
Here. you speak Spanish.
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
-I know what peligro means. -What's it mean?
It's Puerto Rican for penguin. I knew that.
What? We got--
Whoa.
That's something...
-...that you put in a computer. -In a computer.
JIMMY: That banger that got kiIIed in the cemetery when his car went in the grave?
-Poh Boy's IittIe brother. -So?
So MangoId and Hunsaker put them together.
They think I'm a dirty cop because the shit bandit gave Poh Boy my gun?
That bIows.
JIMMY: Hey.
PoIice. We need to use your computer.
WeII. I don't know. I'm just a night manager...
...and for something Iike that. I'd probabIy have to caII...
...and get an okay from the generaI manager on that.
TransIate this. put your GED to work. okay? Thank you. How you doing?
-What do you do? -Housekeeping.
She's an hourIy housekeeper. HourIy-rate housekeeper.
-Hey. Jim. check this out. -What?
Now I know I'm not bugging.
Looks Iike her boyfriend's bank accounts and suppIiers.
This couId make Poh Boy drug king of New York.
Boom. bam. boom.
Seven hundred and fifty miIIion doIIars. Or 7 biIIion pesos. Either way....
PAUL: Know what I'm thinking? Poh Boy never wanted GabrieIa.
-He wanted this fIash drive. -Yes. he did.
She's very afraid for you. The note says:
''I have put you in danger. You shouId not die because of me.
Thank you for your heIp. You were sweet Iike chocoIate.''
I think she's taIking...
...to you.
JIMMY: Okay. I got an APB out on GabrieIa.
We got one hour whiIe Poh Boy's at his brother's funeraI...
-...to break into his house. get my card. PAUL: How?
DAVE: You're not very chatty. DarneII. -WiII you shut the fuck up?
[TOILET FLUSHES]
I'm just. Iike. a sociaI butterfIy by nature. you know?
Hey.
Do you wanna be my jaiI ceII BFF. without the forced rape?
Look. man. Can't you see that I'm deaIing with some reaI deep shit?
-Can't you see I'm trying to reach--? -Hey. guard.
Hey. guard. You know?
-Guard. -Guard.
-Back the f-- -Back the f--
-Hey-- -Hey--
You fucking with me?
Are you fucking--?
Back the fuck up. I--
I wiII jump on the other side and--
You trying to--?
Oh. yeah. This motherfucker.
Yeah. That's. Iike. one of the things I Iike to do.
I Iike to pIay the oboe too. And I do parkour.
That's a coupIe fun facts about me. You know what I mean?
TaIk to me. TeII me. I wanna know you.
Come on. man. I wanna get inside of you. DarneII.
What's your vibe? What do you do? What do you do. man?
I wanna know about you.
Like. I wanna know your thing. you know?
What's up with you? TeII me.
-I knit sweaters. -What?
-No way. -Yeah.
-Come on. -Yeah. come on. I knit sweaters.
-No. you can't. -Yeah. I can.
-No. you can't. -Yes. I can.
-No. you can't. -Yeah. I do. man.
I couId knit the fuck out of a big. nice sweater.
Hey. nutjob.
Someone just paid your baiI.
-Yeah? -Who the fuck wouId pay his baiI?
Poopsie. The window you're gonna break in in this house is on the second fIoor.
Yeah. second-story window. No probIem.
We're onIy gonna have about 30 to 40 minutes with the house empty.
I need you to get in and get up to the second fIoor where his diamond vauIt is.
ProbabIy where he keeps the card.
It's gonna be easier than giving PauI's wife an ATM.
Ass to mouth.
He said ass to mouth.
Yo. that shit's not funny. man.
-His wife reaIIy is cheating on him. -Wait. what?
-No. -Yeah. yeah.
No.
No. Why are women Iike that?
Oh! I feeI terribIe now.
How are you gonna deaI with this. PauI. emotionaIIy?
I don't know. I'm not sure.
Hey.
Don't you give up on Iove. PauI. you hear me?
-Don't you give up on Iove. Okay? -I aImost gave up.
-Don't give up. PAUL: No. I ain't giving up.
-Because Iove inspires. You know? PAUL: Yes. it do. Damn.
-And you're fuII of Iove. You'II be fine. -Love.
-FuII of it. -You are.
-Got a whoIe bag of it. Yeah. -I can see that.
Yeah. you know something. man? David?
What you just said to me moved me. man. It was heavy stuff.
-You know where I came up with that? -Where?
-When I was doing the thing that I Iove. -Taking a shit in somebody's car?
-Jim. come on. -What?
When I was watching sunsets on Rockaway Beach.
It's my favorite thing. Most beautifuI thing you've ever seen.
-I Iove sunsets. -No. you don't.
-Yes. I do. -No. you don't.
-Wanna come with sometime? SeriousIy? -Yes.
Hey. hey. hey. Sit back.
Hey.
[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]
[PAUL LAUGHING]
What?
-What? -Yeah. yeah.
-Right? Right? -What?
Off you go.
[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]
[PAUL LAUGHING]
More secrets.
Is he gonna do more of that parkour stuff?
He's a pro.
-My man. ToId you. You saw that? -Hey. PauI.
Oh. shit.
[THUDS]
No!
My card.
PAUL: Oh. shit. He ain't moving. -Hop in there and check his puIse.
I'm not hopping in there and doing nothing.
-You're not gonna heIp? -It was your basebaII card.
He was your friend. You were making out in the car.
But that don't mean I need to hop over there.
JIMMY: You're no heIp at aII. PauI. reaIIy.
-I can't feeI a puIse. -Are you doing it right?
-Yes. I'm doing it right. He must be dead. -He can't be dead.
-Goddamn it. I was counting on this kid. -He Iooks Iike a IittIe angeI.
What are we gonna do with him?
-Let's just throw him in a Dumpster. -What? No.
He's not a piece of trash that you just throw in a Dumpster. He was my friend.
-Be right back. -Where are you going?
-To get my card. -Are you crazy?
We gotta get out of here before these peopIe get back...
...and we stiII gotta find GabrieIa.
We got 20 minutes. I'II be in and out. Give me a boost.
Boost? With aII due respect. Jimmy. fuck no.
JIMMY: Just push my feet up with your hands.
PAUL: What? -I'm gonna stand on your head.
Just stand stiII. aII right?
Don't step on my head! You stepped on my forehead. Jimmy.
Ta-da!
Ta-da. my ass. You better get that card...
...and Iet's get out of here before they come back.
[CARTEL DE SANTA'S ''VATO SENCILLO'' PLAYING OVER CAR STEREO]
[PHONE RINGS]
TaIk.
[IN SPANISH]
[IN ENGLISH] We got the girI.
She was hiding at her uncIe's house.
[IN SPANISH]
DEBBIE [ON VIDEO]: lt's a rock.
[DEBBIE AND MAN LAUGHING]
MAN: Oh, boy.
DEBBIE: l'm gonna get a rubber. MAN: Okay.
Hi, Paul.
l found your little camera. ls this what you wanted, huh?
ls this what you wanted? Remember my gay cousin, Eric?
Hi. How are you?
That's her gay cousin.
Fuck you, Paul. How can you not trust me?
Trust her, buster.
That's her gay cousin.
-All l do is sit here and worry about you. -Worry.
And this is what you do? l love you.
That is her gay cousin!
Yes. That's her gay cousin. Look. motherfucker. Iook.
That's her gay cousin. That's her gay cousin. You motherfuck--
[IN SPANISH]
GABRIELA [IN SPANISH]:
Fuck.
[PHONE RINGS]
-[WHISPERING] PauI. not now. -Jimmy. Jimmy. guess what?
She didn't do it. She didn't cheat. Debbie did not cheat.
-That was her cousin. -That's great. buddy.
It was a goof. Oh. man. it was their...
...fuck-you-for-putting-the- camera-in-the-room thing.
l just had to watch longer.
Good. because you know what eIse you shouId be watching?
-What's that? -The whoIe Mexican army...
...is dragging GabrieIa in through the fucking garage.
-Jim. I'm coming to get you. -No. no. no. Stay where you are.
-I'II text you. -AII right.
MAN: We got a fighter. man.
[PHONE BUzzING]
Oh.
Okay.
MANGOLD: You know. I've been thinking. HUNSAKER: Uh-huh.
Poh Boy? We onIy have his dead brother as a connection to the kiIIings.
We don't actuaIIy have anything that impIicates Poh Boy directIy.
More importantIy. nothing that ties Jimmy and PauI to Poh Boy.
-That's the baIIs. -Why don't we go directIy to the source.
Why don't we put the squeeze on this Poh Boy son of a bitch...
...untiI he makes us some truth juice. huh?
-Make us some what? -Not from concentrate.
-Let's go make us some truth juice. -Let's do it.
[IN SPANISH]
[IN ENGLISH] She's got moxie.
[MUFFLED YELLING]
[IN SPANISH]
GABRIELA:
TINO: Andy Pafko.
-[IN ENGLISH] What you want. twat? -Come on. papi chulo.
Is that any way to taIk to basebaII Iegend Andy Pafko. Mr. Dickhead?
Or shouId I say:
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
That's chicken head. vato.
You sure?
The number you have reached is not in service. Bye-bye. now.
Then I guess I gotta take this crucifix to the FederaIes. then.
-You bring it to me or she dies. -Fuck you.
You come to us. One hour. under the PuIaski Bridge...
...bring the girI and the card.
-One hour. -Put the girl on the--
They got what I want.
They want me to meet them under the PuIaski Bridge.
You and your best shooters stay with me. Everyone eIse goes to the bridge.
Okay. when those dicks show up. you kiII them.
And you bring me that crucifix.
JIMMY: Oh. shit.
Did you remember to take your piIIs?
Yes. Thank you.
MANGOLD: Hey. do you think you'II stiII come to that jazz thing Iater?
HUNSAKER: I don't.
JIMMY: Shit.
What the--?
HUNSAKER: Wanna get some Indian food after this?
I'm stiII fuII from aII that cheese.
[PAUL YELLS]
[GUNFIRE]
[HUNSAKER GRUNTS]
[MEN YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
-What the fuck are you guys doing here? -What are you doing here?
-What did we waIk into? -How's he doing?
-Ray? -I think it went through.
-Pressure on it. Ray. -How you doing?
-Where's the car? -Over there.
-Hey. you think you can make it there? -No. I wiII not Ieave him.
Listen to me. man. You gotta go caII this in or eIse he ain't gonna make it.
He's afraid of getting shot.
-Don't Iet me get shot. -I'm not gonna Iet you get shot. Be brave.
-Okay. count for me. -One. Two. Three.
Go.
Officer down. AII patroIs. respond.
JIMMY: Ow!
Oh. come on.
Yo. you got my shoe?
POH BO Y: Come on. You two. take upstairs.
KiII anything that tries to get in.
[IN SPANISH]
[WHISPERING] Stay Iow. stay Iow.
Yo.
[MOUTHING] l'm going in. ln one, two, three.
-Did you get him? -His head's not there. Does that count?
Yeah.
[GRUNTING]
[YELLING]
JIMMY: Yoo-hoo! -Ah!
[YELLING]
Hey. Hey!
Jim. I just got shot.
[SPEAKS IN YIDDISH]
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
POH BO Y: I hear you whispering sweet nothings to each other.
You better not be bIowing each other in my house.
We're not. you prick.
POH BO Y: Hey. the onIy thing keeping you guys here is the girI.
And I just want my fIash drive. So. what do you say we trade. huh?
You ready?
I'm ready. Let's go be great.
Do you even Iisten to yourseIf sometimes?
-You trespassing. detectives. -CaII 911.
[SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE]
Pretty fast. homes.
Yeah. but I couId stiII kiII the fuck out of her before they put me in braceIets.
Don't kiII the fuck out of nobody. Just Iet her go.
[IN SPANISH]
[IN ENGLISH] You know. you two putos want her to keep this pretty face...
...you better bring my fucking fIash drive.
[IN SPANISH]
POH BO Y:
I don't beIieve this motherfucker. He's a nincompoop.
You're a nincompoop. You know that?
Send the girI over here. we give you the fIash drive. everybody go home happy.
Oh. man. you think I'm gonna give up a hostage. homes?
[POH BO Y LAUGHS]
Me and this bitch are gonna go for a IittIe ride.
AII right? You get aII these pigs out of here...
...and get a car waiting for me out front.
[IN SPANISH]
[IN ENGLISH] I'm gonna bust your fucking head open.
You know how tired we are from kiIIing aII your friends?
You shouId have quit whiIe you was ahead. homey.
-You got him? -Yeah. I got him.
Y'aII ain't gonna shoot me.
[IN SPANISH]
On three.
POH BO Y [IN ENGLISH]: Man. you ain't gonna shoot nobody. man.
That's right. you ain't got the fucking baIIs.
That's one. two. shoot on three? Or one. two. three. then shoot?
-One. two. three. then shoot. PAUL: There you go getting mad.
-AIways one. two. three. then shoot. -I'm not good at math.
[IN SPANISH]
-[IN ENGLISH] Come on. man. -Are you ready?
-Yes. -One.
[GABRIELA SCREAMS]
Motherfucker.
MANGOLD: CarefuI. you guys.
HUNSAKER: It's aII right. kid. They know what they're doing.
MANGOLD: Want me to ride with you in case you die?
I want you to stay here and finish the job.
Hey. Barry.
Those boots fit you weII.
PAUL: It's okay. You're ''safe-o.''
[SPEAKING IN BROKEN SPANISH]
She has aII of it. She has everything you need.
[IN ENGLISH]
No goodbye kiss for ''Jimmy.'' huh?
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
-Where are you going? -To get my card.
Hey. Detectives. Wait a minute. wait a minute.
Fucking shit.
You got some nerve. you two.
Captain....
Suspended but stiII backing up MangoId and Hunsaker on their investigation?
-No. I mean. weII. we-- -Yeah. MangoId toId me aII about it.
-He did? -Captain. we were--
No. no. no. you did good. You did good.
You saved the Iives of two of my guys. Putting you both up for a Combat Cross.
-Ah! -Sorry. PauIie.
JIMMY: Doc. whoa. whoa. whoa. Doc. Iisten.
-I gotta check this body for evidence. -Do me a favor. use a gIove. Use a gIove.
Open it up.
PAUL: There's some Swiss cheese upstairs. go check it out.
CORONER: Be quick about it. huh? I got a week's worth of dead.
Just go find something to do for five seconds.
GIad I shot you in the corazon, el Poh Boy.
''Corazon'' means ''heart.'' GabrieIa hipped me to that.
Mm-hm. That's right.
You didn't shoot him in the corazon, okay?
-You must have shot him in the shouIder. -I shot him in the heart. You crazy?
ExceIIent shot. right there.
So I got shot too. you know?
OnIy reason why I ain't passed out yet is because I wanted--
That ain't my shot.
No. that ain't my shot. There's muscIe memory at the Academy.
They teach you. better aim for the arteries and stuff Iike that. That ain't my shot.
I'm sorry. Jim. Jimmy. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.
[PAUL SOBBING]
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Jimmy. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. Jim.
-Fuck. -Jimmy.
Can we say a prayer together?
Come on. man. Drinking ain't gonna make things better. gonna make things worse.
Got some 20/20 Mad Dog back there?
I know how you feeI about the Pafko. man.
I can get my hands on a Reggie Jackson.
Hey. Pam. What's up. sugar?
Turn around. Iet me get a Iook at you. Right on. mama.
If God created anything better than you. he keeping it for his mother-Ioving seIf.
JIMMY: Nice seeing you. -Take care. Pam.
Let's dance. Come here.
You having a good time today?
Let's get out of here. come on. One time.
We'II go to your dad's house. In the back of the LincoIn....
-I'm gIad you're in a reaIIy good mood. -Yeah. I'm in a great mood.
-I wanna ask you a IittIe favor. -Okay.
I want you to Iet Roy give Ava away with you.
When the priest says. ''Who gives this woman away?''
You and Roy both stand up and you say together. ''We do.''
Come on. that's fair. He's paying for the wedding.
Are you high?
You're gonna do this for me. Jimmy. because you owe me.
Because if you don't...
...if you ruin my daughter's wedding day for me. the way you did everything eIse...
...I wiII rip your fucking baIIs off.
-Hey. you. -Hey.
-You need anything. baby? -No. thanks. I'm fine.
Oh. you sure are.
-You Iike your neckIace? -Oh. yeah. I Iove it.
You know there's more where that came from.
Honey. I don't want you to keep buying me things.
I Iove you and I forgive you.
You just need to puII that jeaIousy thing way back.
Thank you. And I Iove you.
And you Iook so pretty and sweet. Iike Bambi.
PRIEST: ''The Lord is my shepherd. I shaII not want.
He maketh me Iie down in green pastures.
He Ieadeth me beside stiII waters.
He Ieadeth me in the path of righteousness for his namesake.
When I was a chiId. I spoke as a chiId...
...I understood as a chiId. I thought as a chiId.
But when I became man. I put away chiIdish things.
Faith. hope. and Iove...
...these three. But the greatest of these is Iove.''
And who gives this bride away?
Hey. hey. hey. Sit down. Sit down.
Stand up and I'II bIow your fucking kidneys out. AII right?
He shouId probabIy do it.
PRIEST: And who gives this bride away?
I do.
l love you.
[PHONE RINGS]
HeIIo?
-Hey. sweetie. MAN: Hi. sweetie.
So. um. I was thinking we couId go out to dinner.
MAN: Oh. dinner. Where are we going?
CouId you hang on for just a sec. hon? Thanks.
-HeIIo? MAN [IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]: HeIIo?
Is this some kind of joke?
MAN [IN DEEP VOICE]: Why? Do you Iike jokes?
Knock. knock.
Who's there?
MAN [IN NORMAL VOICE]: Open.
-Open who? -Open the fucking bag. bitch.
Hi.
[WOMAN SCREAMING]
Yes.
[ENGLISH - US - SDH]
It's caIIed the poIar caps. It's the way my mother used to make it.
She must have reaIIy Ioved you.
-How Iong we been partners. Jim? -A reaIIy Iong time.
Man. nine years.
-Nine years. Jimbo. -Seem Iike more. doesn't it?
There are some animaIs that don't even Iive that Iong. nine years.
Way too Iong.
WOMAN: Hey. detectives.
See if you can detect a tip in here this time. Jimmy.
You're smooth Iike water. I'm caIIing you agua.
You shouId be hitting that.
You'd probabIy be hoIding hands. maybe kissing...
...and Iook her in the eyes when y'aII make Iove and stuff.
Cook Iasagna for her with six different cheeses in it.
You've probabIy got kids aII over the tristate. man.
[CHUCKLING] Oh. man. LittIe Jim.
Jim. Ahem.
How are we gonna handIe this RauI thing? How are we gonna run it?
I'II do undercover. You run surveiIIance from the car.
-Oh. come on. -What?
With aII due respect. fuck no. No.
You just asked me how I wanted to run it.
WeII. how come you never ask me how I wanna run it?
Because I made my decision right after you asked me.
Yeah. weII. the president is bIack now.
You don't make decisions no more. We do.
''Things have changed.''
It's '''09.'' remember?
He pIays baII. he drinks Newports.
And in two years the Pope is gonna be bIack. Watch.
I don't think so.
Fuck that. BuIIshit. I'm going undercover.
-This doesn't come back to me. right? -No. no.
Thanks for your heIp. I appreciate it.
What? Are you okay? What?
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
PAUL: What's wrong? Are you...? -Shhh.
You mean hush up? What do you mean hush up?
Why are you--? I'm trying to heIp you. teII me--
PAUL: You gotta make water?
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
From between the legos? From the punany?
You gotta go--? I mean. from the--
That's the Mexican word. agua de legos.
That's how you say it. I know how to say it.
I know how to speak a IittIe bit.
I've been raised around Puerto Rican Spanish peopIe my whoIe Iife. Jim.
You know what I'm saying?
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
I think she had to fart too. I don't know.
How's your girIfriend doing back there?
-You got a probIem with women. -What?
The energy comes off. whenever we get around women. I feeI it pop.
Boom. I hate you.
That make you sad?
This is why mother's miIk is so important.
I can't heIp if I wasn't breast-fed.
You have to Iearn to be around women and not hate them. You go get her.
-I gotta go get her? I'II get in there. -Yeah.
Thank you. Jimmy. the guy who has probIems with women.
Know what? One day you gonna come back in the next Iife with a fucking vagina.
[WOMAN GRUNTING]
Hey.
Get out of here. you--
-Hey. where's the guacamoIe? -Are you aII right? Wait.
[SHOUTS IN SPANISH]
How am I gonna have chips without the guacamoIe?
That ain't even Mexican. man.
[SCREAMING]
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
Come on.
[BOTH YELL]
Goddamn it. What the fuck's the matter with you?
[SCREAMS]
Whoa!
[PANTING]
Jimmy.
You reaIIy do have a probIem with women.
We gotta get out of here. get up. Are you aII right?
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
You picked the wrong day to get out of bed. miss.
-Hey. PauI. -Aah!
Hush. hush. shh. shh.
No hushes and shushes. you're aIive.
It was just a faII. dude.
But you weren't breathing.
Yeah.
I'm not proud of this. PauI...
...but I've done and continue to do Iots of drugs.
-No. -Yeah.
And it's made me kind of indestructibIe.
I mean. every once in a whiIe. my heart just stops.
You know. because I've cIinicaIIy died Iike 18 times.
-Get out of here. -Yeah.
Every once in a whiIe I see. Iike. this big bright white Iight. right?
And I see my grandparents.
And they're Iike. ''Come into the Iight. IittIe Dave.
Come into the Iight.''
And I'm Iike. ''Fuck you. zombie grandma.''
I just fucking run back to the Iand of the Iiving.
Fuck them.
But your fucking neck?
Yeah. can you see that?
It fucking hurts. man.
Even if I touch it Iike this?
Yeah. Yeah. just do it again.
[LAUGHS]
Listen. PauI. this might kind of be personaI...
...but does your wife aIways wear Iingerie?
-Man. give me that. -Does she do yoga? Her shit is tight.
I'm not pIaying with you. Give me that camera.
But I'm just getting to the good part. The part where they fuck.
I'm gonna send you into the fucking Iight if you don't give me that camera.
Whoa. come on now. Come on. Iook. Iook. Iook.
-HoId on. -What?
Dude. Iookit. Check it out.
-l'll get a rubber. MAN: Okay.
At Ieast she's making him bag up.
Shut the fuck up.
See. Iookit. That's where it Iooks Iike....
Hi, Paul.
l found your little camera. ls this what you wanted, huh?
ls this what you wanted to see?
Look at that. she's Iike. Iooking.
You remember my gay cousin, Eric?
Hi. How are you?
That's her gay cousin.
I know he don't Iike va-jay-jay. he Iike brown eye.
Fuck you, Paul. How can you not trust me?
ERIC: Trust her, buster.
-All l do is sit here and worry about you. -Worry.
-And this is what you do? l love you. -Mm-hm.
DEBBIE: You say you love me?
How do you do this to somebody you love?
l trusted you.
-She didn't cheat. -No. man.
She Ioves you. PauI.
-I feeI Iike such an ass. -I know.
Yeah. you Iook Iike an ass.
You did a Iot of damage with this stunt. PauI.
-You think she'II ever forgive me? -Maybe.
TeII her that you're committed to working through your insecurities.
Yeah. yeah. yeah. Then what?
-Fuck her Iike your neighbor Henry. -Dave.
-In the ass. -Dave!
Fuck.
Hi. PauI.
Dave. you saved my Iife.
No. PauI. You saved your own Iife.
What you Iaying on me. young bIood?
Think about it. PauI. Jimmy hasn't seen me since I feII.
You're the onIy one that's seen me. Why is that?
Oh. my God.
That's right. PauI.
I'm a fucking ghost.
-You mean to teII me I see dead peopIe? -That's right. PauI.
WeII. if you're dead. what does that make me?
You're a conduit. PauI.
You're a vesseI into the Iand of the....
I'm just kidding. man. I'm not a ghost.
I took that dude out with a basebaII.
Dave. come on. man.
Don't do that. Don't Iay that heavy shit on me. man.
I'm sorry. Hey. Iisten.
I couIdn't find Jimmy's basebaII card...
...but I found this shit that I'm gonna steaI instead.
I don't know if that causes some moraI...
...or ethicaI compIications for you as a poIice officer...
...but I'II teII you right now...
...if you need me you shine a Iight in the sky and I'II be there.
-A brown Iight. -Fine.
Fine. just come down and get out of here.
You get out of here.
-Get out of here. -Get out of here.
-Dave. come on. -Dave. come on.
Don't be a....
-You gotta stop repeating-- -Repeating.
-Stop repeating. -Stop repeating.
You're a moron. you know what--?
Bye. Dave.
JIMMY: Look at my IittIe girI aII grown-up.
PAUL: They sure Iook good together.
JIMMY: He's an idiot.
Saw what you did with Roy.
-It was nothing. he had it coming to him. -I know. thank you.
Thank you.
I shouId've paid for this wedding myseIf.
I shouId have figured it out.
Hey. Jim.
Why don't you hoId this package for me?
It's getting kind of heavy. just....
What's this?
[CLEARS THROAT]
A IittIe gift. I gave you 52K. you know. for Ava...
...as a down payment on a house for a wedding gift. you know.
What? How did--?
What...?
How?
Look. I'm not at Iiberty to teII you that.
What the fuck does that mean?
It means I'm a cop. and I'm just not at Iiberty to teII you that.
Where did you get this?
Let's put it Iike this:
The next time you see oId Roy. ask him for the time.
[EXHALES]
Wow. man.
[LAUGHING]
-Oh. man. -Oh. God.
[LAUGHING]
-Fuck him. -Fuck him!
Fuck you. Roy.
Oh. God.
You are my best friend.
Forever.
-Thank you. -God.
I Iove you. kid.
Wow. you said it.
That is so cooI. Jimmy. You said it.
-Of course I said it. man. -Yeah. you're not the Tin Man after aII.
I thought I was gonna have to put some oiI under your arms or something.
OiI me. OiI me.
-I just wanted to say thank you. that's aII. -Yeah. weII. stop crying.
I got you. Stop crying.
-Wipe your eyes. I got you. -I'm not crying.
-WeII. I got the money for you-- -I'm not crying. man. I just--
You was crying. Jimmy. You can't take that back.
JIMMY: Let's go get drunk. PAUL: I'm aIready drunk as I'm gonna get.
But you gonna carry me home.
JIMMY: I'II carry you anywhere. brother.